I'm Bro Strider. You might know me better by Dick Rider. Hell if I know how you know me. The long and short all at once: I was a whore. I'm working on not being a whore. Only took ten years. I'm twenty four, shit outta luck, and alone. Sup?
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oncelers-hands replied to your post: Guys. I’ll by you something if you go on a date with me.
stop being so pitiful sobs…I’m not that pitiful, am I?
welllllllllllllllll
just a little. unu
but it’s cute.
Argh, I’m not cute.
I’m kawaii.
psssshhh. cute.
Fuck you, you sassy lesbian.
Cute. Very cute.
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stop being so pitiful sobs…I’m not that pitiful, am I?
welllllllllllllllll
just a little. unu
but it’s cute.
Argh, I’m not cute.
I’m kawaii.
psssshhh. cute.
Fuck you, you sassy lesbian.
Source: diaryofanexwhore
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stop being so pitiful sobs…I’m not that pitiful, am I?
welllllllllllllllll
just a little. unu
but it’s cute.
Argh, I’m not cute.
I’m kawaii.
Source: diaryofanexwhore
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oncelers-hands replied to your post: Guys. I’ll by you something if you go on a date with me.
stop being so pitiful sobs
…I’m not that pitiful, am I?
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In honor of Sherlock series two coming out on DVD in the U.S. today I’m giving away three copies of this deliciousness!
Rules:
- Anyone can enter and I’ll ship anywhere.
- You must reblog this in order to be entered. There are free DVD’s sitting around. Reblog and spread the word.
- You may reblog this as many times as you want between now and the end of the giveaway.
- You do not have to follow me to win.
- You don’t even have to like me as a person to win.
- The giveaway will end at noon CST on June 3rd.
Things you need to know:
- These are Region 1 NTSC DVD’s so they will not play in every DVD player around the world. If you have questions about that, please ask.
- These are brand new DVD’s and will arrive in their sexy shrink wrap.
- You can only win one copy of the DVD.
- You have to have your ask box turned on in order for me to contact you if you win. If you don’t have your ask box on when the giveaway is over then I’ll pick someone else.
- There are three copies of Sherlock series two up for grabs here. That means there will be three winners.
- Series one is not included.
- Winners will be decided by a random number generator (random.org). Each reblog will get a number and if your number is chosen then you’ve won. Hooray! Once someone has won I will remove their name from the list and choose the next winner.
- If you want to enter but would like me to ship the DVD to a friend in the event that you win (for instance, if you live on the other side of the pond but know someone on this side who would like it) that is perfectly fine.
- My ask is always open if you have any questions.
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Reblog if you actually care about me.
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askjackiedjoker asked: h-hi there. pawpaw gave me some money to go shopping. since i have some left ofur (beclaws i didn't know what to buy fur myself) and you seem like you need some help, i was wondering if purrhaps you wanted to hang out?
…Aww, cute. I’d be honored, chick.
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Guys. I’ll by you something if you go on a date with me.
Or just want to play some games, or watch shitty movies.
Really, I’m availible.
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oncelers-hands asked: Good! Glad I can help you enjoy yourself. <:
You’re a sweetheart.
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